{"product_id":"in-my-defense-pvc-velcro-patch","title":"In My Defense - PVC VELCRO PATCH","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"758\" data-start=\"417\"\u003eAdd a touch of unapologetic humor to your gear with this \u003cstrong data-end=\"532\" data-start=\"493\"\u003e“In My Defense, I Am R*****d”\u003c\/strong\u003e PVC Patch — perfect for anyone who embraces their special energy with pride. Whether it’s on your laptop, patrol car, backpack, or wall, this durable, patch is made to make people laugh and nod in subtle understanding. A great gift for friends who love sarcastic humor, internet memes, or a little bit of self-deprecating honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e🔥 Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"965\"\u003eHigh-durability PVC\u003c\/strong\u003e – waterproof, wipeable, and built to survive field conditions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003eHook-and-loop Velcro backing\u003c\/strong\u003e – attaches easily to vests, hats, gear bags, or patch walls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eCrisp molded design\u003c\/strong\u003e –\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e✅ Perfect for \u003cstrong data-start=\"1225\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003eLEOs, trainers, cadets, and anyone who’s felt the fire\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e✅ Great as a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1301\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003egift, morale booster, or academy graduation gag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1428\"\u003eThis patch doesn’t need to explain itself. 😵💫\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003e🧯 Who It’s For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1658\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003eLaw Enforcement Officers \u0026amp; Academy Recruits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eCorrectional Officers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1574\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1574\"\u003eSecurity Professionals \u0026amp; Military Police\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1609\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1609\"\u003eField Training Officers (FTOs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1658\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1658\"\u003eFor those of us who aspire to be the standard others try to meet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Proactive Concepts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45007947694216,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/5426\/0872\/files\/inmydefense-patch_65eb3f23-119d-4080-a5e4-178deb904cfd.png?v=1775622941","url":"https:\/\/proactive-concepts.com\/products\/in-my-defense-pvc-velcro-patch","provider":"Proactive Concepts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}