🫁🍻 Field sobriety done? Cool. Now blow me.
The “Blow Me” sticker is for the DUI warriors who’ve stood in the rain at 2AM, holding out the PBT like a microphone and waiting for a half-conscious subject to figure it out. It’s sarcastic. It’s a little wrong. It’s exactly the energy of traffic enforcement at its finest.
Perfect for the center console, ticket book, clipboard, or your MDT. Whether you're on a holiday DUI blitz or just vibing with the lot lizards.
Features:
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2.1in x 4.1in
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Made from premium waterproof vinyl
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Weather-resistant – survives rain, Red Bull spills, and roadside nonsense
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Strong adhesive
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Printed with fade-resistant ink
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Designed by a LEO-owned brand with miles of probable cause
🚓 Who It’s For:
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Traffic hounds and DUI gods
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Officers who’ve heard “I only had two beers” 10,000 times
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First responders fluent in slurred speech and field tests
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Cops who keep their PBT charged, calibrated, and ready to ruin nights
