County Goon Card - Sticker

🌾 One minute it’s a cow in the road, the next it’s a full-blown felony stop in a cornfield.

The “County Goon” sticker is made for the deputies who roam the backroads, ride solo for miles, and still manage to catch more dope than the city boys. If your beat includes farms, felons, and family feuds — you already know what this means.

Slap this on your MDT, Ticket Book, rifle case, or cooler lid. It’s rural enforcement energy with a whole lot of don’t test me.

Features:

• 2.8in x 4.4in

• Made from premium waterproof vinyl

• Weather-resistant – ready for heat, rain, and 12-hour shifts on dirt roads

• Strong adhesive

• Printed with fade-resistant ink

• One-of-a-kind design made by a LEO-owned brand

🚓 Who It’s For:

• Deputies who patrol three counties and know every backroad by heart

• The K9 guy who shows up before your backup even leaves the lot

• First responders who run everything from cow calls to cartel cars

• LEOs who know the dirt don’t lie