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🐶 Bonk. Straight to jail.
This sticker captures that moment when the dumb criminal energy is too strong and there's only one solution: nightstick justice and a jail cell.
Featuring a cartoon-style dog bonking another dog with a baton, this is the perfect combo of cop humor and meme culture. Whether you’re a patrol officer dealing with repeat customers or a jail deputy processing walking disasters, this sticker says exactly what you’re thinking — without saying a word.
Slap it on your MDT, Locker, Ticket Book, or coffee thermos. Maximum meme. Minimum patience.
Features:
3.5in x 2.8in
Printed on premium waterproof vinyl
Weather-resistant – stands up to rain, squad heat, and hot garbage calls
Strong adhesive – Sticks to nearly any surface
Printed with fade-resistant ink
One-of-a-kind design made by a LEO-owned brand
🚓 Who It’s For:
Officers who’ve bonked enough nonsense for one career
First responders with a meme addiction and no tolerance for stupid
Jail staff and transport teams who’ve seen it all
Squadroom trolls who live for sticker-based sarcasm
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