Fire All Fat Cops - Sticker
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š„µ The streets donāt care about your BMI.
The āFire All Fat Copsā sticker is for the LEOs who run faster, fight harder, and know the job isnāt just mental ā itās physical. This oneās blunt, hilarious, and dangerously close to an HR complaint. Perfect.
Whether youāre running hill sprints in duty boots or just tired of watching your partner wheeze through a foot pursuit, this sticker says what everyoneās thinking (and nobodyās putting in policy).
Perfect for patrol cars, water bottles, duty binders, lockers, laptops, or doors
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3.7in x 2.1in
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Premium waterproof vinyl
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Weather-resistant ā holds up through sweat, rain, and burpee regret
- Strong Adhesive
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Printed with fade-resistant ink
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Designed by a LEO-owned brand with zero chill
š Who Itās For:
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Gym bros who wear outer carriers to ruck at 0600
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PT instructors who cancel snack day
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Cops who donāt want a partner ā they want a teammate
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First responders who know fitness isnāt optional
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Fire All Fat Cops - Sticker
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