You didn’t choose the patch — the patch chose you.
The “State Goon” sticker is for the hard chargers who show up pressed, patched, and ready to ruin someone’s day (politely, of course). Whether you’re a trooper, agent, or just the squad’s go-to enforcer, this one’s a proud nod to the no-nonsense, fully certified State Goon.
From stacking cars on the interstate to ghost-writing citations in the dark, this sticker says what your face already does: “I’m not here to talk — I’m here to win.”
Stick it to your Dash, MDT, favorite cup, or laptop.
Features:
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2.8in x 4.4in
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Premium waterproof vinyl
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Weather-resistant – holds up through rain, heat, and highway felony stops
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Strong adhesive
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Printed with fade-resistant ink
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One-of-a-kind design made by a LEO-owned brand
🚓 Who It’s For:
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State troopers, agents, and interdiction gods
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The one who’s always “just passing through” your jurisdiction (but still makes arrests)
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Officers with boots polished and zero chill
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First responders who carry a patch, a pen, and the weight of statewide sarcasm
