Fire All Fat Cops - Sticker

🥵 The streets don’t care about your BMI.
The “Fire All Fat Cops” sticker is for the LEOs who run faster, fight harder, and know the job isn’t just mental — it’s physical. This one’s blunt, hilarious, and dangerously close to an HR complaint. Perfect.

Whether you’re running hill sprints in duty boots or just tired of watching your partner wheeze through a foot pursuit, this sticker says what everyone’s thinking (and nobody’s putting in policy).

Perfect for patrol cars, water bottles, duty binders, lockers, laptops, or doors

Features:

• 3.7in x 2.1in

• Premium waterproof vinyl

• Weather-resistant – holds up through sweat, rain, and burpee regret
  

• Strong Adhesive

• Printed with fade-resistant ink

• Designed by a LEO-owned brand with zero chill

🚓 Who It’s For:

• Gym bros who wear outer carriers to ruck at 0600

• PT instructors who cancel snack day

• Cops who don’t want a partner — they want a teammate

• First responders who know fitness isn’t optional