From Chicago chaos to cornfield citations, the Illinois Law Enforcement Sticker is built for officers who know that holding the line in the Land of Lincoln takes a badge, a backbone, and a brutal sense of humor.
Whether you're dodging expressway traffic, dealing with another sovereign citizen, or just trying to finish your report before midnight hits, this sticker says exactly what your face already does: “Not today.”
Stick it to your duty binder, patrol thermos, or the back window of your squad — and let 'em know Illinois cops don’t mess around (but do laugh about it later in the parking lot).
Features:
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2.2in x 3.7in
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Made from premium waterproof vinyl
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Weather-resistant – safe for outdoor use (even in Chicagoland winters)
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Strong adhesive – sticks to glass, plastic, metal, and more
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Printed with fade-resistant ink
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One-of-a-kind design made by a LEO-owned brand
🚓 Who It’s For:
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Cops who’ve written reports on clipboards in 12° wind
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FTOs teaching rookies how to spell “Cicero” without GPS
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Officers who’ve survived taste-of-Chicago traffic
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First responders fueled by Dunkin', sarcasm, and cold hands
