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Introducing the “Am Teh Law” patch — where meme culture meets badge culture. Featuring a wide-eyed, low-effort frog with the legendary phrase “Am Teh Law,” this funny PVC Velcro patch is perfect for cops, deputies, and internet warlords who know the law… or are the law.
Whether you're memeing at the station, flexing morale gear on your vest, or just collecting absurd tactical humor, this patch brings dumb energy in the smartest way possible.
✅ Durable PVC construction – flexible, waterproof, and built to last
✅ Velcro hook backing – stick it to your vest, backpack, patch wall, or riot shield (we won’t judge)
✅ Bold, high-contrast design – clear meme frog + cursed text = elite comedy
✅ Great for LEOs with a sense of humor, meme lords, morale patch collectors, and gear goblins
✅ Works great as a gift or “secret Santa” for the most unserious cop on your team
Cops with too much coffee and too much internet
SWAT guys with burner meme accounts
Patch collectors who appreciate ironic chaos
FTOs who know it’s “field training” not “fun time”
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