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Say it with a smile… and a sample. The “Blow Me” patch is a hilarious nod to every cop who's handed out a PBT and heard every excuse under the sun. Featuring bold text and a reference to the Preliminary Breath Test, this Velcro-backed PVC morale patch is a favorite among traffic units, DUI task forces, and roadside comedians in uniform.
Whether you’re checking BACs or just like your gear with a little bite, this patch gets laughs while keeping it 100% LEO.
✅ Durable PVC – waterproof, flexible, and made to survive duty bags and bar talk
✅ Velcro hook backing – slap it on your vest, gear bag, or patch wall
✅ Design: Clean typeface with “Blow Me” + breathalyzer reference
✅ Perfect for DUI enforcement, traffic officers, and night shift units
✅ Makes a great gift, FTO gag, or academy grad morale builder
DUI Task Forces
Motor Units
Traffic Enforcement Officers
FTOs & Instructors
Officers who live on night shift
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