Fire All Fat Cops - Hoodie

🥵 The streets don’t care about your BMI.
The “Fire All Fat Cops” Hoodie is for the LEOs who run faster, fight harder, and know the job isn’t just mental — it’s physical. This one’s blunt, hilarious, and dangerously close to an HR complaint. Perfect.

Whether you’re running hill sprints in duty boots or just tired of watching your partner wheeze through a foot pursuit, this Hoodie says what everyone’s thinking (and nobody’s putting in policy).

🚓 Who It’s For:

• Gym bros who wear outer carriers to ruck at 0600

• PT instructors who cancel snack day

• Cops who don’t want a partner — they want a teammate

• First responders who know fitness isn’t optional

*THIS DESIGN IS DEPICTED ON A SIZE MEDIUM SHIRT*

✅ Product Details:

• Comfort Fit 

• 👉 Prefer a looser fit? Size up for that super relaxed feel

• Super soft blend – 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

• Unisex design – made for operators, lifters & goons alike

• Made to order – fresh press every time

💪 Who It's For:

• Police & Sheriff’s Deputies

• Veterans & Active-Duty Military

• Gym Rats & Iron Addicts

• First Responders

• Anyone who trains, hunts, or patrols with purpose