The social skills department has officially gone off duty — the autism is in control now.
Perfect for the officer who:
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Organizes evidence lockers for fun ✔️
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Writes reports with military-grade grammar ✔️
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Spots suspicious behavior from 300 yards but can’t survive small talk ✔️
This sticker is for the proudly neurodivergent public-safety professional who knows their brain runs on hyperfocus, logic, and a complete inability to tolerate inefficiency — which, honestly, makes you one of the most dangerous people at the department. 😎
Slap this on your laptop, ticket book, or water bottle, and warn everyone:
The routine has been established.
The rules are being followed.
Feelings are not being processed.
Features:
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1.7in x 5in
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Made from premium waterproof vinyl
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Weather-resistant – safe for outdoor use (yes, even squad car heat)
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Strong adhesive – Sticks to nearly any surface
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Printed with fade-resistant ink
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One-of-a-kind design made by a LEO-owned brand
